My Month
what can I say,,,,,,,,,,
I work I play I work I play then I work more now I know what work is it is work
what can I say,,,,,,,,,,
I work I play I work I play then I work more now I know what work is it is work
Okay what can I say not much for the past three weeks I’ve been running around like a chicken with no head , now I have a moment to breathe and I don’t think I can . I have a lot of things to catch up on them still trying to do them are still trying to make time to write here and log . As we see more things coming past we see more things going away .
with the starting now we can start with all of them dumb stuff has to happen in the past few weeks will images start off by saying women are confusing they do not make sense to know, “since if I were to start with 1234 they would start off with 209048 and still screwed up if there is a wait and for the girls to find a way to make my life miserable they would find it even if they didn’t mean to I’ve changed whole bunch of things fix a bunch of things and then had to go back to explain to the girls on how to read the screen .
to keep this in mind I’ve made all of our screens with all of the information available to them like the loan amount like whole, all the interest rate the dollar amount that none of them know our girls had a great intelligence to charge a different interest rate and use a calculation that way.Now keep in mind these are smart people not .so I will leave you with this thought for now , got more or
And on we go I have not been on wrighting in a bit do to the pain in my ass my boss made me change the program 3 more times in the past 3 weeks ok I have it dun for now she will have me change it some more soon
How can I count the ways today we start off, by talking about what someone Did at are south eastern office.
To be fair I asked her to give me her side of her story, evidently she was wearing a old watch, that had the old time, and did not change that time to the new time she said.
While to be fair to most of the girls I worked with their pretty good about telling the time. Evidently she could not tell time at all.
Evidently the analog watch that she had on her wrist was overriding the time, on 4 computers, a wall clock, and radio clock, and the time on a keypadm, with the correct time on it.
To just be fair to this particular person she might be a little slow on the uptake, but she’s pretty good to are customers. And she is very slow on learning how to tell time.
Now I am being a little mean, and vicious about this, I can do that for this one particular reason,
For I got worried!!!
I got a phone call.
I ran over to the store.
The store completely dark.
I tried calling and no answer.
So I arrive at the store,
the doors are locked,
the lights are off,
the signing is off everything is locked up and she is gone.
So I called the big boss I inform them on what is going on And I hang up the phone with them evidently they called her up and found out that she misread the time.
While in our world this is called situation normal,
one customer comes in says something to one person, one person gets worried.
they make phone calls get no answer,
than it goses to me and then I have to run all over the world to find out what’s is what.
So we call this situation normal.
And on a side note.
for the whole entire situation in normal of normality, I went to the doctors with my wife, and I’m right where having a baby girl. and the due date is what I said it is,
so I’m right.
so I’m right.
so I’m right.
so I’m right.
so I’m right.
so I’m right.
so I’m right.
so I’m right.
so I’m right.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I just had to rub it in a little bit.
Welcome to the new year 2008,
While I’m in a long to write much for the past week I’ve been a little bit busy souls everyone else in the world. So as we all know the new year is calm and now we’re in unfortunately we had to start in it, let’s say last night the world starts out with all the edits issue and downs of full run my neighborhood. I tell so many it’s just do not know the concept of an alleged a gun you’re getting in trouble are you gonna hurt someone. While to make it easy for all of us those idiots should never have a driver’s license, or have a gun, or raise children were, and in most cases they should never have a pat.
While work is been interesting to say the least, While on a New Year’s Eve we had it to interesting, we had everybody come in the store was so busy I hadn’t seen it, that busy in years. And it was kinda nice to see it that busy. whole bunch of people running in and out doing all the things that they do. Hopefully all of the people were doing loans were buying new gives.
Well as everybody was doing their job I was hiding from mine upstairs I go off in front of computers I began I thought I was going to hide quite nicely, unfortunately all over the girls from all of our stories had better ideas for me, they decided that I needed to work so as usual I had to fix all the things that was not right .
While hopefully this new year will be good for everybody. Hopefully by seen this new trend of people coming and we will see more business and all of our stores so that means we will make more money. I’m doing what I do mostly work on the programs try to get my own thing is going so I can make money, and prepare for a baby, it’s going to be new is gonna be great and is going to be hard.
Hopefully everything will be very good for me this year I’m hoping that everything goes smoothly easily and that nothing major will break.
On the subject of things breaking with all the new IP addresses the new data lines in place firewalls up and running hopefully we will be able to keep everything working smoothly, I’ve got all the servers separated for each individual function I’m able to eliminate two dns servers. So that should reduce the load on our network and allow more servers to speed up hopefully by doing all the things that we’ve done will allow everything to go smoothly. Now we all know this is a fantasy of mine but it is a wonderful dream my hand that woke up. We all know a short little Italian woman’s gonna come in and really makes it up. Now those of you who have not any idea what I’m talking about, a marriage and that’s if you would completing an entire puzzle had been all but one piece to put back in and along comes a child and pushes it on the floor, valued at MS and yet a start all over and put that pulls all back together. All that’s been my life for the past seven years I get down to that lasts single piece of the puzzle and the child comes along and Rosen on the floor. I think they’d do that to me because they love me the Alcan I got over that one to. Now they just like watching me squirm and worked very hard and it’s OK it’s a job right. Remember I keep telling myself that and I keep finding out is not a bad job.
Well for most of us who live in a sane world was saying bosses, with saying people coming in and doing their shopping, the same people in their loans, with sane people being nice, everything is rosy for those. The remember we don’t live in a sane world we live in an insane world city anything is possible. Anything will happen. If they can happen it will happen. Some people say if it ain’t broke don’t fix it all up I have to be a strong believer in that one so that’s running don’t touch it please hold on to not touch it matter of fact don’t even breathe on it because it may fall apart.
Today he is the day I began I began with a new one , well as we all know my week is done by a fast, I started out waiting for embark to give me the IP addresses I needed, on Thursday I got in touch with some action in directly and loan behold they gave me my 30 IP said I needed . Then the real work began , “boy was it real work my money and I’m Richard , had to start when all that together on Friday we had to have the IP address is working correctly in the firewall by Saturday , while I thought at least it was going to listen and the LO and behold, it did not. so we had problems with the firewall old David long on Friday most of our stores couldn’t get in and most of our store are really couldn’t even get out . So we got things moving setups and addresses and we thought we had it set . So we take us and we got to where Decatur store, we get there and we think everything’s gonna go OK I start putting in the new addresses into our dns all that was the first mistake we both forgot to double check to make sure we can get in from outside on the new addresses all that was a giant fiasco we’re locked ourselves out of our VP and . We had to go cold and school and use dial up fortunately I had a back weigh in on a dialup system to take care of it so we started doing a boy I swear for us just to do with it and 3066 it took us an extra two have hours just to get our system back on to anybody could use it . So we’re released or the main firewall to the original configuration that we had that was working . And we had our fingers crossed and we hope it was going to work. All we got a catch 22 and it worked and the one thing that we didn’t expect was it to work well again we got among line we got things halfway working with a giggle on and do their own stuff and it’s about 515 am almost 530 at this time so we take of where both starving work ranking or at a copy and we’re dealing with traffic down this sucks all its own my phone had been ringing off the hook all day long it would not stop ringing I had everybody calling for something he didn’t matter if it was work or if it was personal everybody was calling good thing I had my earpiece and because that phone just would not stop everybody want to talk to me for good twenty minutes on a no I wanted just got phone get stuff done .
So as I say more in the car on the way back to our main office on eastern were driving on the streets thinking that we should go stop at a bargain Sunday, Monday between your bosses would derail a really be paid staff at us so we don’t we go straight to the office we get there we do a couple of changes there and then I bail ahead home , all that would be OK if that would mean the end of Monday, No I go to my my wife’s sister’s house and I pick her up I have to show my brother Lyle cotta fixes phone is new blackberry phone be lost his windows configuration for its astute little icons were on the screen would be put up a click click set default and it’s back up and it is so hard, wall part part of it was that his phone is in Spanish fortunately I can read Spanish and enough.
Now as I was going on for my brothers, stupid cellphone I get it all set then we finally get to go home to get out and I remember that I had to stop the difference in store to fix his computer as we get over there he has Windows XP professional on his and it’s also barred he’s got the hint TDR Shugrue to so I have to fix that I do a quick ’cause applet the windows repair the two were clicks turn it off turn it on about five times double check everything turned out for a second , turn it back on when a second, turn it off wait a second turn it on, and then finally I turn it all off and it eliminates all good everything seems be fine I’m out the door were unaware home well as I’m getting ready to run home at stake here some personal business or stop pick things up and then we finally get home at like a light I am .
While today’s started out just like all of the day’s with one small little difference I woke up and looked out the window was all that rain last night. boy do I love it when it rains and makes everything look and smell fresh.
Bullets say how many starts out by getting to the store we open up talk to the girls for a few minutes and then run up stairs and hide in my office as I get my computer to recognize the speech software as I start writing down all the things that one is saying I get a phone call from one of our offices all one big a role says hello and then tells me never mind she’s figured out what it is in says never mind and hangs up the phone.
While I can do all those phone calls better than I can do what the mall’s but I just needed with the interruption is normal what you would think that these girls would get a brain.
All I can tell already today is going to be an interesting day for main: if I can get some of the program in a lot done done.
One of the things I have to do is get the static IP addresses that I need is a change over the system to a new system and boy do I tell you I hate doing that I have to change all that he’s averaging the addresses the firewalls change than the other stores I have to go to a million different things and then I have to get everything to replicate upward and that we all know takes days
OK back to all of you I know that everybody loves to make fun of my BLOG which I love that everyone loves to laugh and make fun of something especially if it gives me now I was touching up on some reading on all the logs and I came across a few good remarks in regards to my BLOG which I got to a net they really really did a good ripping here’s a quick link to the specific log you got to go read It’s titled Blogs and inhouse politics http://rcnevada.com/2007/12/ Some go take a look at this you’ll get a good laugh he’s a good writer.
Okay now it’s time to get back to it is now 5:30 PM let’s see what did I get done today not much what I did get done was to bug the phone company to get them to move their butts to give me the IP addresses that I need the called me back and told me they needed the requests number of the request that I’ve made with the phone company to get the IP addresses know if this is not confusing hold horses I went on and made a second request for IP addresses now I have to request an with the phone company to get fourteen new IP addresses all we know what’s gonna happen now the gimme 28 I tell you what I can to using bunch of jerks so deal with that ,
While my day was not a total loss I got two cameras the next new cable pulled for one camera line fixed seven NS of the ANC connectors got my hands dirty and I got to go and have lunch for a half hour with my wife now of course that made my day .
Now what is one of the interesting things that I had to do today was unplugging the TV cable so that one of the girls would quit watching TV all day long now mind you this was not necessarily my idea this was requested upon me by one of the other girls now of course I keep forgetting done plug in all the time so I unplugged and while she was watching TV and of course I did not hear her moaning and groaning and bitching about it she just went on as if it didn’t happen then after I go downstairs but an hour later she says the TV does not seem to be working so right off the bat I said all I’ve been fixing the cable so I might’ve unplug it by accident when I was working hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!!! N. she believed me.Like that I did not expect her to believe me all well life goes on.
While I do say the IQ level in this building keeps dropping about five points a day. one of these days I will just bring a bottle of patron and silver and and drink it and I’ll sit upstairs a laughing at everybody all just turn things on and off and wait for someone to call and make fun of the Internet on Friday as they’re calling a guy I have a weird sense of humor in dumb dreams : me I’m stuck in a closet by myself talking to myself and looking at these dumb computers what can I say I must be dumb.
So let’s continue on with my day,
Course I don’t have a lot of hostility you’re right on store these generated because of the girls I work with the enemy and have a one point of view a man’s point of view corps mandatory write and tell a woman gets involved than his is wrong.
A deadly as interesting when working with women all day long fortunately I have a big buffer between me and them I get the height of stairs in my office that the door closed sometimes I even locked it the most administrators know dealing with users is a pain in but, but we all go to got to admit that if it wasn’t for the users we would not have a job so thankful a full users are definitely losers more mistakes they make more work we have which is good. So now I have to wait for the local phone company to get back with me for my fourteen IP addresses while I’m waiting I’m working on the program and a couple of databases and log: the same time the that’s not so bad. I got a minute it makes life a little more interesting at times specially when you get confused and new upload among file to the wrong location and it’s true that inning of that is a pain in the butt.
But I gotta say at least I get some entertainment by having the security cameras up in front of my face I get to see customers come into the store try to figure out how to open the door and then the best part is watching those same people leave the store they put their hands on the glass in the door never opens now that gets to be funny never said people were smart.
The course now I’m on my second cup of coffee now mind you might caps are not small Mike Capps are big a course by the third cup at the head to the bathroom and eliminate all that coffee. All I got a good one no one of our copy machines that we had it one of our stores evidently got a of the bridge and so one of the girls a decided to undo the paper Jim which is generally OK on how they pulled two heart or pull paper the wrong way while we know what happens after that something breaks against jammed the paper ribs and then they can get the fingers into it to fix it OK that means I get to breakup goals and fix it all that would be OK if I would be the first one to fix it but here we have a little one girl breaks and one girl plays with it to try to fix it then they call someone else to try to fix it and then they call me or they get it to me and then I really have to fix it may take a problem that could be fixed in five minutes or less and turn it into a problem for 4 to 5 hours that takes two to three days to fix but that’s OK gives me a chance not look at a computer screen for a while